‘Ouvert en Août’. It means open in August and I just saw it written in massive letters in the window of the local sex shop. So supposing you were to misread it and thought it said ‘over and out’ then you might assume the last gas mask had passed across the counter and boohoo into your gimp mask for the rest of the day, when in actual fact you can go get as many anal beads and dildos as you can fill a basket with all month long if you so desire (the French for dildo is godemiché, which is far more romantic. With a name like that it’ll probably take you out to dinner too).
At the risk of repeating myself (I’ve actually been in Paris at this time of year for the last three years), establishments need to spell it out in big letters that they’re open because so many shut up shop for the month and take off to the south. So while the city does the most feeble impression of a nuclear winter ever, it does mean there’s peace and quiet in abundance. The cliché goes that Paris en printemps is the best time of year to visit, though I’d take August over it any time. Call me peculiar but I love a deserted city. Hell is other people, after all, and it was a Frenchman who said that. Although they don’t always show it, Parisians must really like each other if they all want to go on holiday together and cram onto the beaches of the Côte d’Azur, though you won’t catch me and Jean-Paul Sartre on the annual great summer diaspora; we’ll be back in Paris writing some deep shit and wondering where to get a coffee.
Claire had some friends over last night so we went to this lovely little Italian on Rue St Maur, though when we got there the waiter warned us that about a third of the ingredients on the menu weren’t actually in stock as it would be the last night of trading. After some trial and error we opted for four minimalist pizzas. Those ordered by Claire and I were supposed to be different, though with the lack of ingredients they tasted pretty much the same, and I’m coming to the happy conclusion in my old age that less is more where pizzas are concerned. Sometimes all you really need is a good bog standard margherita. I bet you’re thrilled you took the time to read this blog with revelations as profound as this. Like I say, deep shit.
Also, the waiting staff were uncharacteristically entertaining, and actually yesterday seemed to be friendly everywhere in customer service land in Île-de-France. Either things are slowly improving, or more likely everyone’s jubilant because they’re all about to fuck off on holiday for a month.Follow @jeres
One of the great things about living in Paris is being able to jump on a train and head south, ending up on the Côte d’Azur, as we did the week before last. The other great thing about living in Paris is being able to jump on a train and head north, landing in Normandie, as we did this weekend just gone.
I’d never been to the Norman territory before, so it was a wish finally granted to the six-year-old me whose hero was William the Conqueror; that was before I knew he mutilated peasants for walking in forests he liked to keep for hunting purposes for him and all his fat, toff mates. Christ, they didn’t teach us anything in school did they? I also desperately wanted to see the Bayeaux Tapestry when I was that age, which shows how much I’ve changed, as whenever I’m exploring a large museum like the V&A I always skip past the carpets and tapestries hanging on the walls as quickly as possible because I just can’t seem to get that worked up about anyone stitching at any time in history if I’m honest with you. I don’t even hang around furtively pretending I’m interested anymore. Ancient rugs? You’re shitting me aren’t you? I might have taken some Persian rugs off you in the bad old days mate… next! Luckily we didn’t see the Bayeaux Tapestry, because it wasn’t where we were, and also because I’ve changed so much that I frankly might have pissed all over it had I seen it. All 70 metres of the fucking thing.
We arrived in the twin towns of Deauville and Trouville which conveniently rhyme and are situated right next to each other also. I’m sure there’s some Romulus / Remus style legend regarding these two, and if there isn’t then someone should make one up. “On est chic, l’autre traditionnel,” a local woman told us succinctly, and she was on the money. In fact Deauville, with its prefab Hollywood plage, designer labels and highways lined with indomitable Mock Tudor edifices, takes itself a little seriously, while Trouville, with its rancid, gaudy galleries and crazy golf on the beach, lives up to the ‘trou’ in its name (ie. its a hole) but I think I preferred it more to be honest.
We actually stayed a few miles away in a lovely little town by the sea called Honfleur, or rather we stayed in an Ibis located further along the motorway than they let on on the internet. It presumably welcomes so many war veterans at Remembrance time that they keep poppy carpets laid all year round just in case they pop back for an Easter break. Honfleur itself was very pretty, if not a little like many of the nice English towns facing us on the adjacent coast (though maybe less depressed and stuck in the 1950’s). A bit like Hastings then, but slightly less windy and with no charity shops. There were certainly more Angles than I’ve had to contend with for a long while, though I can’t begrudge them their annual dip into the devilish exoticism of Camembert and Calvados cider.
The sun gave us a roasting and then the next day we realised there was nothing else to do (“Bormandie more like,” I said) and we did the town’s four museums in a couple of hours. I would have liked to have stayed for longer in the Musée Eugène Boudin – which was surprisingly ace – but they all decided to shut an hour for dinner at 1pm leaving us again wondering what to do with ourselves. The museum dedicated to one hit wonder Érik Satie was brilliantly inventive in an immerse “what the fuck is going on?” kind of a way, which oddly reminded me of the Kafka Museum in Prague. These local boys made good obviously ran away and made their reputations in Paris, and one mused on whether or not they met up there at all and talked about back home, or whether they even liked each other.
We headed back to Paris on Sunday, having enjoyed our little adventure, though if we’re comparing north and south then in my book there’s no contest. Luckily it’s not a contest. Paris itself continues to be fraught with tensions brought on by Israel’s bombardment of Gaza. When I was 13 I remember going home to see my dad from Bristol one weekend and catching a glimpse of my school on the telly amidst the St Paul’s Riots. In 2005 I watched the London Bombings from a TV in Serbia, utterly confused having traveled through King’s Cross that morning on the way to the airport. Watching demonstrations at Republique turn nasty on the news isn’t in the same ballpark, but I still felt frightened watching the chaos take place a few minutes from my house, and I still felt protective. I’m sure Jewish communities in Paris and those with relatives in Palestine feel more frightened still.
Sat in les Pick Clops on Saturday afternoon drinking coffee with friends, I said that while I love Paris it could do with becoming a bit edgier. No sooner had I said it than Paris became a bit edgier. We watched some Moodoïd at the FNAC Festival outside Hôtel de Ville, and as we traipsed away a platoon of armed police with riot shields dispersed pedestrians and pushed their way along the rue de Rivoli in anticipation of trouble. By this time it was searingly hot, with one hoping for thunder in order to cool things down a little, and it transpired when we got home that at Barbes Rochechouart there already had been trouble (which was ongoing).
An unsanctioned pro-Palestinian march against Israel’s shelling of Gaza had turned ugly between protesters and police, which is hardly a surprise given that in Paris you’re allowed to protest about anything you like usually, and whenever you like, but not this time. Banning such a demonstration seemed like a terrible idea to me, especially in 30c heat, and chances are if it’d been allowed to go ahead it might have been bad tempered but I suspect there would have been fewer firebombs. I guess we’ll never know.
The news was just dreadful this week (hardly a newsflash) although we felt rather disentangled from it all as we took a week’s break in the south of France. It’s an odd sensation when you’re getting WeChat friends telling you airliners have been shot down over Ukraine when you’re meant to be enjoying yourself walking around the Cubist garden at the delightful Villa Noailles. Anyway, we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
We decided to escape from it all last week, and found a sleeper train south that left as the World Cup final kicked off (my interest only finally waned at the final this time), and we appeared as if by magic at Hyères – one of the lesser known but surely no less beautiful towns along the Côte d’Azur – on Monday morning. It was relatively quiet given that it’s pre-season (remember, all the gens de la ville descend on the south in August), and the plus point was that we only really came across two native English speakers the whole time, on l’île de Porquerolles.
Leaving the station with our baggage, we drank coffee with locals at a cafe where they seemed to be playing who can cough up their own lung butter the loudest, then we took a bus to the port where we were staying, which was located only metres from the beach with a massive hippodrome in the back garden (we watched horse-drawn chariots race around the mud track in the mornings). We discovered that people are really helpful and friendly in the south. I mean REALLY HELPFUL AND FRIENDLY. I mean, is this girl who keeps talking to us and telling us where to go going to eat our hearts and runaway with our baggage any minute now? No, she’s just REALLY HELPFUL AND FRIENDLY. I would go on, but hearing about someone else’s holiday is possibly the only thing more dull than having someone explain to you their last night’s dream.
However, here are some interesting facts about Hyères (you lucky things):
• Hyères is only about 20 miles away from Saint Tropez, but Saint Tropez is actually a right bugger to get to. Most people who go there probably fly in in their Learjets, the flash fucks.
• Hyères is pronounced ‘yeee-errrr’ – like ‘year’ but drawn out a bit. I don’t know why this is. I was hoping it would rhyme with ‘jeres’, because then I could have come up with a hilariously self-referential headline.
• There’s not much to do in Hyères other than eat and go to the beach (you’ll hammer around the Archaeological site there in 20 minutes flat), but there is a nice modernist residence (now a museum) at the top of the hill in the town – the aforementioned Villa Noailles, designed by Robert Mallet-Stevens in the 20’s, who often gets mentioned in the same breath as La Corbusier but isn’t anywhere near as famous.
• The Midi-Festival takes place at Villa Noailles – with some pretty interesting bands. It’s the reason I heard of Hyères in the first place (though I haven’t managed to go yet).
• Oh and finally, there’s a restaurant there called L’endroit near the Port, which French speakers will know means “the place”. Clearly it has designs on itself already with a moniker like that, and here’s a tip: don’t eat there. The food is pretty good but the waiter is an absolute twat.
While the World Cup scintillated early on, all that’s left now is an exclusive kennel of big dogs I can’t bring myself to love, and the lack of bite post-Suarez from the lesser teams has left one with a slightly empty feeling. The last-16 was a real effort, and felt like some of the large swathes of Swann’s Way that I’m ploughing slowly through at the moment. It’s curious how a national team – a changing organism where the constituent parts are replaced by new parts all the time – manages to maintain the knack of winning even when old players who established the nation’s might in the first place are forever reposing. The Germans and the Dutch and the Argentines and the Brazilians all had to draw from the experience of their forebears, and they all just did enough.
I love football but I sometimes wonder why I’m getting nervous or shouting at the television at men I don’t know from countries I don’t live in, hoping one might put out another. Even the French team, where I do live, seemed to care less about winning against the Germans than I did. When I turned on the news I noticed a live crowd of hundreds of Belgians dancing and singing after their team had exited to Argentina, and they were even more hapless and ineffectual than France. They seemed to be playing with the attitude that they’d gone far enough this time around and despatching themselves swiftly was the least they could do.
I’ve not noticed any post mortem here in Paris. People seem relatively okay with a quarter final place. I was also intrigued to note the rivalry between France and Germany is less toxic than it is with England (at least on the side of the English), even if – and this is all relative of course – the French could lay claim to being even more fucked off with their neighbours should anyone be churlish enough to still hold grudges and equate military mobilisation over the last century with kicking a ball around a field.
It seems more grown up somehow, and I should know, because I still find it hard to admire German football even when it’s very good. It’s like my own shameful vestigial tail, because I always instinctively take the side of the team playing against them, and I pretty much always finish a game feeling disappointed because they always win. I’ve noticed younger people than me on social media don’t have this childish bugbear and I applaud them for it. I applaud those Belgians dancing around and singing even when their team was a load of shit, and I applaud the French, who only truly get excited about sport if it’s done on two wheels if we’re honest.
It’s interesting how football fans have turned on the Dutch since the last World Cup (mainly because they were a bit dirty in the final and Arjen Robben falls over quite a lot), but have these people forgotten about the fact that this is the team that invented total football in the 70’s and has been punching above its weight ever since? Have some respect you fair weather loons! This low country only has 11 million people compared with Germany’s 80 million, and it’s bloody tough work trying to kick a football by a canal without losing it forever. It’s a team that has the legendary Louis van Gaal as manager – a man my friend Peter pointed out looks like a cross between an Oopa Loopa and David Lynch! If we can’t get behind him now when he makes tactical master-strokes like the one last night where he swapped starter goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen for the larger Tim Krul just in time for penalties, and if we can’t cheer him on before he joins the red scum where we’ll hate him forever for his impending reign of terror… then when can we get behind him?
If any country deserves to win a World Cup for years of glorious service to football with no reward (apart from the European Championship in 1988) it’s the Netherlands. Although for Louis’ sake it would probably be better if I cheered on Germany for a bit with my record of cheering on losers.Follow @jeres
You might have taken down the St George bunting already, but there are not one but two World Cup parties going on in France right now. There were wild scenes in bars for le coq gaulois‘ bore draw with Ecuador the other night, and even wilder scenes in cars when Algeria narrowly squeezed through Group H last night. Walking up Avenue de la République, we feared for our lives as vehicles swerved in the road driven by jubilant youths with horns they were not afraid to use, and I have to say I was slightly relieved when the old bill stopped five chaps hanging out of the fenestration of their car with one on the roof waving the star and crescent, to warn them that their actions might be a bit dangerous. I’m all up for a bit of celebration (well to be honest I’m not) but you could take someone’s eye out with behaviour like that. Have the actions of the vile murderer and pederast Luis Suarez taught us nothing?
The tooting began in earnest during the South Korea game, with young football fans taking to their cars at half time when they were 3-0 up (and from what I can gather not returning to their living rooms for the second half), and there may be more tooting still if they beat Germany on Monday. If they beat Germany on Monday then I might buy a car, give driving a go, get hold of a flag and even learn some Berber. France are playing Nigeria on the same day so here’s hoping for two wins and one party (even if I go to bed early after purchasing some earplugs like a sensible old chap). Come Monday, Wayne Rooney will already be a week into his three weeks in the sun with Coleen.
We went to a party ourselves last night in the Jardin des Tuileries with a glorious view of the Louvre and with the Eiffel Tower flashing in the distance. The gardens were once part of the royal residency but were sacked and burned and saw plenty of blood spilt in the September Massacres of 1792, and once King Louis XVI’s head came off, they were instated as the gardens of the new republic. We were there to celebrate artist and poet Robert Montgomery’s The Slow Disappearance of Meaning and Truth exhibition at Colette on rue Saint-Honoré. It was a terrific do with plenty of fire, a live band, and three courses from Le Saut du Loup – although the fact the entre didn’t hit our tables until after 10pm caused much consternation in the tummy area and gnashing of teeth in the face!
I love Rob dearly and it’s great to see him doing so well for himself. I admire his garrulity, his unwavering devotion to Glasgow Rangers and the fact he never shuts up about Guy Debord. We hung around together when the bad old days were really, really good, and I thank him for not holding it against me for trying to sabotage his wedding (I put my head in the punch, got thrown off stage for picking up the bass and trying to join in with the band, threw meatballs at the other end of the table where Brett Anderson was sitting etc). John Paul – another dear friend – was in town too, and he reminded me of the speech I made that nobody asked for. Thankfully for all concerned the only thing that was flowing for me last night was the Badoit®.Follow @jeres
Amis, romains, compatriotes*, montrez-moi l’oreilles. Mais les Anglais surtout, j’ai mots pour vous. La capitulation de l’Angleterre dans le Coupe du Monde a été une source d’embarras national. Aucun « embrassade » – personne ne mérite un baiser après ces performances – pas même Wayne Rooney, un gorille travailleur. Et ainsi donc, j’ai décidé de démissionner de mon statut d’un rosbif… pour l’instant.
J’ai déjà renoncé à la Reine, je ne voterai jamais UKIP, et je n’aime même pas « Only Fools and Horses », je suis un très, très mauvais Anglais, tellement mauvais ! Donc je prendrai ma retraite. Je m’arrêté. Je déjà quitte le pays, je reviens seulement maintenant quand ma copine insiste. Ceci est mon lettre des résignation, même si mon francais est au-dessous moyen. Mais je vais persévérer, pas comme l’équipe Angleterre. Il peut pas être facile, mais j’ai mange le pain délicieux chaque jour, qui faire moi forte et un peu gros plus autour de l’estomac.
Maintenant, j’encourage les Bleus ! je suis un traître (pas un « traiteur »; je ne vends pas la nourriture chinoise). J’étais aller a suivre les Belges, mais les Belges sont “bilge!” Je regarde et mes yeux se sont ennuyés. Je pense que cela fait sens. C’est pas grave mes amis, maintenant je suivre l’equipe France, une vraie nation du football.
Réjouir ! Pour mes blogs francais sont plus bref. Dans l’avenir, je serai un homme cornouailles véritable, et un faux l’homme francais. Bien sûr, l’ironie ici est que je n’ai pas écris cette lettre de résignation en anglais, parce que il y à sont seulement quelques qui comprendra. Je dois quitter pendant que je suis derrière. Allez les Bleus !!
And finally, to my English chums who don’t speak French, bon courage against Costa Rica tomorrow. We might even do alright with nothing to play for.
*Don’t take the piss out of my crimes again French too badly please, you’ve got to start somewhere…Follow @jeres
We’ve found a lot of things in Paris recently that were sous les nez as it were, and they’ve made life infinitely more bearable knowing we can visit them any time and fritter away all our spare cash on hunks of plastic and black-and-white projections in charming little picturehouses (astral ones maybe, but more of that in a bit). It’s quite remarkable that I never knew about Fargo – the world famous French record store I knew nothing about – which is about as close to my house as the imprint of Jim Morrison’s four decade-diminished arsecheeks (about two blocks away in other words). I’m already on first name terms with the owner. Actually I’ve forgotten his name, but if I remember it again then we’ll be back on first name terms. Or at least I’ll know his.
We’ve found cinemas that show old films (we knew about them already, but hadn’t actually stepped into them until recently) and perhaps the golden ticket is me finding myself on le sécurité social thanks to some persistence from Claire. I may even get my Carte Vitale in a couple of months, which I’m sure I’ll use for more than chopping up lines of gak like Gilou (I just started watching Engrenages again for anyone wondering what the hell I’m going on about).
Maybe a little more odd was something that happened yesterday. I’ve been saying for ages that I’d like to find somewhere to meditate in Paris, though the only places I’m aware of charge €30 a session, and I’m not giving that sort of money to a fat man with some scented candles so I can essentially breath in and out for half an hour. Anyway, Claire was looking on the internet, and she said she’d found somewhere that did guided meditation in English that was free and started in about an hour. She called them up and they told us to come on down, just like that.
When we arrived we were met by some friendly, though essentially starry people who gave us some nice nettle tea and told us all about their own division of Buddhism; led by a charismatic Scandinavian, the Tibetan breakaway movement has a moniker that sounds more like a Ponzi scheme than a denomination. Singing bowls pealed and alarm bells rang. We thought we’d stop and have a go anyway – it may not be mindfulness, but breathing is breathing and the discipline of sitting in a room with other people and practising meditation is an enjoyable one and will probably achieve similar results, and besides, sitting on a Buddhist prayer mat and listening to some people ommming is far less challenging than making small talk with religious fanatics you don’t know. Come on, we’re not interested in what each other does, let’s cut to the money shot shall we?
Had I taken the trouble to see what Claire had found on the internet then we probably wouldn’t have gone there (not her fault, she’s new to all this), and some investigation afterwards makes me uneasy and suspicious, and yet I have to say that afterwards I felt truly quite terrific. We smiled, shook hands, put our trainers back on, stuffed literature into our back pockets and wandered back out into the evening sunshine. I have no idea why imagining having blue light firing out of your chest and red light coming into your throat will energise you, but I actually felt better than I have in weeks and found myself bounding along the Seine. Who knows if we’ll return there, but I do need to find somewhere to meditate in Paris. Right now there is LITERALLY – and when I say LITERALLY I mean FIGURATIVELY – a bad moon rising (although LITERALLY as well if you’re being euphemistic), and I can’t be any less cryptic than that at this stage. Not for the first time one is croisant les doigts.Follow @jeres
I’m not sure whether it was the fact I nearly missed my flight from Helsinki that made me so glad to see Paris on Saturday afternoon, but it looked especially beautiful as I descended into Charles de Gaulle. I could see the Stade de France come into view as we hit 10,000 feet and Tour Eiffel was clearly visible in the distance too, and I spent the last five minutes before touchdown trying to locate my house (a fool’s errand). I’ve been in Paris a while now, but it still feels fresh to me, and almost like I’m still on holiday but not quite (I think Claire thinks I’m on permanent vacation). I’m not entirely sure I’ve earned the right yet to call it home to some of the people who’ve lived here all their lives, but from the plane window it looks inviting nonetheless and I couldn’t think of a nicer city to come back to.
That feeling of estrangement may fade when I can communicate effectively. I know what you’re thinking, not that old chestnut… learn the lingo, son! It’s harder than it looks you know. For instance – and I learned this in my lesson the other day – le champagne is the drink, whereas la Champagne is the region. It’s a good job I don’t drink because that could get confusing, especially as I haven’t tried drinking a region dry for about four years.
I’m definitely improving where speaking and reading are concerned but my comprehension is still a sticking point, and I wonder if I’m a bit backward or if it’s because I’m fundamentally a selfish person who likes the sound of their own voice while never listening to a word anyone else says. These days I speak Flustered French, which involves panicking every time you’re addressed but pretending you know what someone is saying before replying and then running away as quickly as you can in the hope they don’t rumble you. Unless it’s someone who looks like they’re asking for money, in which case you just say “je ne comprends pas” and walk away hoping they don’t stab you.
There’s a man who shouts at me from outside McDonald’s every day and I have no idea what he’s saying. He stands there from 9am to 5pm and I think it’s his job to harass people. He’s a bit chinny and looks like a much more wiry and hard version of Fauno in Pan’s Labyrinth , and I hope what he’s shouting isn’t too threatening, or the date he’s going to slit me from ear to ear in the street. It’s actually become a little bit clochard-y around our way recently, which no doubt will be blamed on M. Hollande and his term of no growth. My friend Russell told me Stephen O’Malley from SunnO))) is my neighbour though, so swings and roundabouts. I wonder if he’s the guy on my floor who can’t play the trumpet. I suspect not. I digress. I always digress.
I fear how the electorate might vote here with the European elections coming up – given the ever present threat of recession – but I’m sure it’ll be no less dodgy than the polls back home. There’s been a certain satisfaction bordering on schadenfreude with a dollop of smug on top for a long time in Blighty whenever Marine Le Pen storms to 22% in a General Election before being eliminated in the round that counts, and if UKIP clean up as they’re expected to do then I hope people in Britain shut their fucking mouths in future. Observing the rise of the right in the UK from afar has been genuinely alarming, but probably not as alarming as it is if you live there.
It’s genuinely baffling seeing Nigel Farage making the political weather, and even more astonishing seeing Labour making overtures about immigration because of it, especially when they know that what Farage and his party are spreading is egregious bullshit. Shame on them. I used to live in the complacent assumption that it would be unthinkable that someone like Hitler could rise to power in the modern era, but now I don’t feel as confident that that will never ever happen again. People have got some funny ideas, and suddenly they’re all saying them out loud again.
On Saturday night we went along to the Pompidou for a late night session. Christian Marclay’s The Clock was showing, which strikes an excellent balance between the populist and the prodigious (see what I did there?). It’s a 24 hour installation rammed with movie scenes that features a lovely bunch of timepieces of various sizes and flavours (some are as big as yer ‘ead) and it splices together footage that directly correlates with the time as it’s happening. So at 01.09 there’ll be a shot from, say, a Woody Allen movie where it’s 1.09, and then Humphrey Bogart will appear at 01.10… or something like that. It’s better to witness it for yourself, so do take yourself along if you see it showing at any time. Sit and be mesmerised for a bit as you begin to feel it’s all happening in the present and concurrently in different parts of the world. It holds you at arms length though, and you never get the chance to get too drawn in, unless you’ve been smoking l’herb.
We made our way home around a quarter past one, which seemed like the right thing to do after I’d stayed out late the night before for a mind-melting Huoratron gig in Finland, only to oversleep two full hours and then make a mad dash for the airport. It was nice to have time on my side again but I know it won’t last.Follow @jeres
My dear friend David dragged me out of my bobo-land bubble this evening, and before I knew it I was heading out of the periph and into the wilds of Ivry-sur-Seine, which on the face of it seems like a conurbation of overgrown geometric dream homes fallen into disrepair, squat parties and perpendicular haircuts as far as the eye can see. Or the place we went to certainly was, full of peacock mohawks and studded leather and people who live in an alternative universe where they all dress the same. The festival we found ourselves at was as much anachronistic as it was anarchistic.
There was a time when rock ‘n’ roll was a young man’s game. Not any more. I remember a time when Mick, Macca and Freddie were being mocked for daring to consider rocking into their 40’s, and social commentators wondered at how preposterous it might be if they were still performing into their 50’s, god forbid. Now rock seems to be the hobby of a lot of people over 30 who are mostly white and whose records were predominantly made in the 70’s. And actually there’s no shame in that. I’m not sure if I have any desire to go through the hassle of performing on stage as a musician ever again, but I’ve started picking up the guitar and scribbling words in a vaguely poetic fashion in stolen moments. I’m pleasing myself really, and that’s not something to be ashamed of, although it sounds like it is the way I’ve described it.
My friend David retired from music a few years ago when he was 40. It was such a momentous occasion that he dragged his mum all the way down from Scotland for the gig. Since then he’s been on tour shit loads. Bands keep snapping up his services, and off he goes, and from what I can gather he’s enjoying it far more than he ever did before he brought the curtain down on his musical career.
Right now he and Chris Low are reunited again (David managed Portuguese punks The Parkinsons and Chris drummed for them) playing in Part 1, an anarcho-punk outfit who have been described as “perhaps the ultimate cult deathrock” punk band by people who know about these things. They were first a going concern in the early 1980’s, and have revived themselves recently much to the joy of rabidly committed fans who used to clandestinely hang on every thrashed cymbal or lyric about dying slowly from behind the iron curtain. Fans turn up now with tattoos of the band that they decorated themselves in with broken Stolichnaya bottles and some heavy duty Soviet bitumen.
It’s all quite romantic, and on stage the band bring a former era to life again with a welcome intensity. The singer comes on and reads a long lament to the fact he’s still alive or something, while the guitarist looks like he’s going to jump straight back into a sarcophagus as soon as the gig has ended. All the while there’s a raging, angular noise they’re creating, and the kids are going batshit for it, and quite right too.
Part 1 return for two encores, and afterwards Claire and I head off past the intriguing edifices of this slept on part of Paris and look to spend the rest of the evening relaxing while David gets worshipped by apparatchiks from the former Eastern Block. It’s a monstrous noise they deliver tonight, and I should know as they’re still ringing in my ears as I type. Tomorrow we shall sit down together properly in the 11eme. For part two in fact.Follow @jeres