Monthly Archives: January 2014

Friday I’m in Louvre

While I might have been living in Paris nigh on a year, I hadn’t even really seriously considered visiting the Louvre until this week. I dropped by in the summer to use the lav (note to self: much better maintained … Continue reading

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Quenelle missus

There’s a daily national newspaper in France called L’Équipe which devotes its entire coverage to sport, without room for a cryptic crossword or even some arbitrary breasts. Today I went downstairs for my morning allonge and noticed this publication on … Continue reading

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Daft Punk are not playing at your award show

As a direct competitor to Paris Match and destination for the one in a million butterfingers who type the URL they’re actually looking for into their browser incorrectly – and because there are so few music outlets that will pay … Continue reading

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Let’s bienvenue!

Bonne année mes enfants! Apologies for the tardiness, I’ve only just got out of bed. I left the palatial surrounds of Paris and headed back to England over the festive period, and lo and behold I discovered a terrifying land … Continue reading

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