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The Juppé cushion

I often feel like we’ve slipped into an alternative reality and another more legitimate version of myself is somewhere having a great time, and everything is inconspicuously normal. There are plenty of other hypotheses that attempt to explain the surreality … Continue reading

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Uncool runnings

Let’s talk about running shall we, we’re all adults here… It’s a bit like masturbation in that most people I know do it, but they don’t really like to talk about it. It’s embarrassing and not very louche or cool. … Continue reading

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Gym-nauseam

I awoke the other day and noticed a red blood blister on my stomach. Claire helpfully informed me that this was an “old age spot”, something I’d best get used to. Thankfully liver spots are still some way off, though … Continue reading

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